December 5, 2011 0

When a house is not a home: celebrating 40 years of the UAE.

By in Everything Else

Congratulations are in order. The country I’ve lived in for over 25 years just celebrated the 40th anniversary of it’s unification. It has come a long way in these 40 years. The pace at which things have changed over the years is just indescribable, especially in the city of Dubai. I like to think I’ve witnessed the most incredible transformation of a city in the history of time. The transformation of a dead and barren expanse into a bustling city full of life, in the space of little more than a decade. I’ve been a part of it, in my own way, and it has been a truly remarkable experience.

I have learnt to call this country home. Twenty five years in once place does that to you. I know the streets of Bur Dubai like the back of my hand. For a good part of my childhood, I used to play hide and seek around where Bur Juman sits right now. Sometimes my mother would walk me over to al Fahidi street. We’d go grocery shopping at the Choitram’s there, get ice cream from Baskin Robbins and then rent a couple of VHS tapes at al Mansoor Video. There used to be a Modern Bakery van parked right outside. I remember playing cricket on the grounds near Karama, near where Wafi now sits. I remember the desert looming large, right across Defense roundabout. Back then, al Ain’s Hili Fun City wasn’t a derelict scrapyard, and the World Trade Center was bewilderingly tall.

But when my father got off the boat, 35 years ago, none of those things existed. He landed at Abu Dhabi airport with nothing much else but fifteen Dirhams to his name, money he’d borrowed from a friend in Karachi, his hometown. He started out working in advertising, with one of the Galadari brothers, long before Khaleej Times or Galadari Publishing were even a dream. He then took up a sales position with an engineering interest the Galadaris owned, and engineering is what he’s been doing ever since. He had walked into a land of opportunities. “It was really a bed of roses, ready for the picking” he says.

Before he came to the UAE, my dad spent his early twenties in Tokyo, cooking meals in diners, labor camps, five star hotels. Pretty much any place that would hire him. He worked the kitchens of Honk Kong, Bangkok, Singapore and Kobe amongst others. His sentiments on the UAE’s 40th ‘National Day’: he regrets not having settled down in Tokyo. “Life would have been different.” he says. He’s voiced his regret many times before. And now I understand his reasons.

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Posted from Sharjah, Sharjah, United Arab Emirates.

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June 28, 2011 0

Flight Spell

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Wings and wishes,
Wind and cloud.
Earth, release me,
Conquer sky and star.

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June 28, 2011 0

Storm Spell

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Come river, rush,
In gushes, take me.
Wind, breathe,
Breeze, come break me.

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June 28, 2011 0

Shift

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There is nothing here but dead empty space full of ghosts and glitter. Rain is just a word and trees are things in memories of places far away.

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June 26, 2011 10

Current Diet Plan

By in Health

and exercise routine. Put here for archival purposes. Also serves as a reminder to myself and keeps me from skipping things. (I’ve been slacking a bit this past week).

Diet:

Breakfast is any two of:

  • Whole grain cereal with 125ml full cream milk (hate the taste of skimmed).
  • Cereal bar in the 100-150 calorie range (these are high in carbs/sugar).
  • Fresh fruit (an apple or a banana.)
  • One slice wholemeal (not brown) bread with: tuna, lettuce, onions, capers and a dash of mustard.
  • Two half boiled eggs.
  • One slice (15g) of full fat Gouda cheese.

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June 19, 2011 24

I lost 10kg (22lbs) in 10 weeks.

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And that’s not even the best part. In fact, it is barely significant, considering the following:

My resting heart rate has come down from ~95 to ~85 beats per minute. My max heart rate has gone up from 140 to 180 bpm. I can actually walk for an hour or two without getting tired. I’m not lethargic anymore. I feel motivated and stimulated. I sleep better. My indigestion problems have nearly sorted themselves out.

Quite a few people have been asking me how I did it, and what I’m doing and what diet I follow and everything. I don’t do Atkins, or Cyclic Ketogenic, or Apple Soup Diet or whatever. Those things are just ridiculously stupid. I’ve tried them before, and all you can accomplish with them (and countless other variations) is losing a few kilos in a short period of time, and then crash, followed by rapid weight gain (I’ve personally experienced this). Fad diets aren’t sustainable. They might be okay to start with, but certainly aren’t feasible long term.

What I did is not really the point. It’s almost irrelevant. What’s important is why I did it. There isn’t as much focus on the Whys as there is on the Hows and Whats. Lots of people want to lose weight because they want to look better, or fit into a wedding dress, or maybe their Adele impersonation gig didn’t turn out really well. Here’s a brief outline of what worked for me: Read the rest of this entry »

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June 18, 2011 1

Anatomy of a portrait

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I will paint you in a prison of light and shadow, locked within walls of thin air. A million random strokes and smudges, until I have some semblance of you on canvas, trapped in a haze of color, lost in an arrangement of mazes. I will paint you frozen, from memory.

But you’re not that far. Just an incredibly long series of left and right turns away.

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June 14, 2011 0

Summer Reading List

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Fiction

Slaughterhouse Five and Cat’s Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut

Vonnegut’s Breakfast of Champions is one of my favorite books. These come highly recommended. And I’ve also been reading some of Vonnegut’s short stories. Another Vonnegut book I have liked up is Timequake.

Crome Yellow by Aldous Huxley

I’m halfway through this. Huxley’s first book. A lovely period piece. Pokes fun at the affluent artsy private types of the twenties. Delightful read. Read the rest of this entry »

June 10, 2011 0

soundlovemagicspacelive

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Once upon a time, there lived someone who had a box full of twiddly bits, a jar full of round glowy things, and some copper wire, as well as things like chocolate and oranges and a broken television. Some of the twiddly bits were the kind that come in shiny packages with lots of papers and books in them, and are meant to be used by clever people who build things. But most of them were just twiddly bits from broken things that no one wanted any more.

Hilda wasn’t a clever person though. She could hardly dial a phone number without ending up in bed with cold feet and a runny nose. Not that she had any use for a phone any way. She was very very deaf, and very very alone (she still persisted with the telephone though). She lived all by herself in a little house on top of a hill, many many miles away from the nearest mailbox. The only visitors she ever had were the storks, who stopped to ask for directions to the homes of people who didn’t really want children anyway. Hilda couldn’t hear a word of what they said, so those people never got their children anyway.

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May 13, 2011 8

God save the Queen

By in Travel

The fascist regime.

Dear QE2,

Tourists are the money. Especially for someplace like the UK, which as we all know, is a small island country inhabited by colored people trying to make a living by robbing glorious white people of their livelihoods and their birthright to social welfare.

Which is why I don’t understand why the UK Border Agency refused me entry clearance over a slight error in judgement from their part. My refusal letter gives me two reasons. In short, the two pages of gibberish and legalese can be cut short to the following:

“We don’t think that all this money which you have had in your bank account for two years is yours, and 30,000 GBP is certainly not enough to support a ten day visit to the UK. We also note that your employer is transferring more money to your account than the salary stated in your contract, which shows that you are a fraud. Also, the fact that you have two businesses registered to your name and family in your country of residence tells us that you might not return from the UK because these things hardly hold anyone back. You have also given us a hotel booking, but we believe that this is not enough proof that you have accommodation in the UK. You also stated that you want to come to the UK for sightseeing and tourism but haven’t provided us with a full detail of where you will be every minute of your trip. You can try to apply for a visa again, the cashier is in the room to your right, Thank you.”

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